Poem for my publisher

I was a little miffed when I saw this book coming out from my publisher, Pelagic Publishing.

I was like, “Whoa. I never knew rhyming verse was an option!”

I might have written a very different book if I’d known that.

There was a publisher named Pelagic
Whose name just might have been tragic
“What's the wide open seas
Got to do with books, please?”
“Who cares? We'll still work our magic!”